That large hoop hanging from Corgan’s neck in the header pic keeps tricking my brain into thinking it’s an animated buffering symbol for an embedded video out of the top corner of my eye as I’m trying to read this article.

Three games.

“I’m sorry to the Uber driver for the position I put you in. It is uncharacteristic of me”

Wow, your art department is really gonna slip Aziz in that picture with the rest of those fools? Never thought I’d be an apologist for anyone but here I am. You have one one-sided story from an accuser who says he couldn’t read her “non-verbal cues” or whatever. Jesus. If he treated a female friend of mine the way he…

Hey Canada,

Can someone please slip a note to Bill Clinton asking him to shut the fuck up?

“This just into the Fox couch : “Obama calls Trump a “tiny handed pussy”.

“Tonight at 11, breaking news on the EMS patrols that murdered three teenagers in a park by dart-flinging syringes at them for refusing to submit to early onset diabetes tests.”

Where are all those other cops? The ones who are so ashamed at the bad name the thugs are giving them? Because I never see them police their own for anything short of cannibalism.

I think you can be charged with simple assault for intentional spitting on/at someone (it’s considered like unwanted touching) but an aggravated assault charge (like if you beat the shit out of someone) is a stretch and probably only being used here because she spit at a cop.

He wasn’t there, doesn’t know the situation, but is fine with espousing the police’s justification for the assault. Well done on the statement to the public, Ernie. Nailed it!

Actually, the purpose of bureaucracy is to create a paper trail which ideally prevents such shit from happening.

CNN political commentator Rick Santorum...

I just recently saw a Second City sketch skewering that particular trope. “Okay, 90% of humanity has been destroyed and we need to find a way to survive. I’ve gone through what’s left of the library and collected books on farming and collected as many seedlings as I could. Joe is working on the best way to ensure our…

Also having Han fight (or even come across, for that matter, so we are already in dumbass territory) a Sith Lord goes against basically everything he says in ANH. Having been all over the galaxy and not encountering any evidence of the force wouldnt exactly jive with coming across a very blatantly practicing Sith.

That poor boy.

Im sorry, but fuck her. She’s no different than any of those assholes who murder their wife and kids then turn the gun on themselves. Throwing your seven year old child out of a window is the most severe act of abuse you can commit. She was an abuser.

...*sigh*, we all are. And that’s without seeing any of the films!

I love how she’s the youngest one, but apparently she made all of their lives a living hell.