You’re not exactly making a great point about how dumb other people are when you can’t spell basic words and you don’t understand anything about the ozone layer (or the fact that there isn’t an ozone hole above Kentucky).

I get what you’re saying, but I would say if your behavior is so boorish that security has to come over to you four times — and ultimately kick you out even though you’re the coach’s wife — then yes, you have to live with people showing your boorishness.

Because as everyone knows, once something goes out on the internet it’s gone forever if you get a reporter to delete a tweet.

I love the twisted logic on these people. If you’re embarrassed that someone is showing people how you’re acting in public, maybe you should be embarrassed about how you’re acting in public.

That it is. It’s time to share it with my son! :D

If you're trying to be funny, it's kinda lame. If you're trying to be serious... it's kinda lame. Sorry love.

I bet you're fun at parties.

This could be the best Deadspin comment ever.

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster.