He fucked your mom, didn’t he?

Someone else made a crack about the Shark wiping your sister’s hymen off on his jeans? My bad.

He fingered your sister, didn’t he?

Clown question, bro.

After their “pink slip on a pole” match at SummerSlam. Although insiders think it’s a setup by the McMahon-Helmsley regime, looking to screw over The People’s Champ.

I’m an underemployed father of two with a law degree and a bachelor’s in economics. I put myself through school. Your ridiculously strained attempt to sound woke is insulting to people who work their ass off just to scrape by. This kid won the genetic lottery — at any point there are hundreds of thousands, if not…

I showed up to gag at the “society failed the guy it handed a free college education to a world-class university and a $50M contract to catch passes from Tom Brady in the Super Bowl,” sentiment, but it looks like all of Deadspin beat me to it.

I do. I am one. Have been since I graduated law school.

It’s so that if law enforcement stops you because they think you’re breaking a law, even if they’re mistaken about what the law is, and during that stop they find that you are in fact breaking a different law (like, say, they stop you for having a tail light out, busted tail light isn’t against the law, but you are in…

This, I live in Colorado, he would definitely have had the cops called on him in this state.

Hal Jordan or GTFO.

I think you mean satire.

Look, enough. I mentioned deterrent as an element to the sentence, it’s not strictly about punishment. And your argument about the lack of rehabilitation is completely conclusory. It is, simply because you say it is.

do you think you can make the argument that it is as bad as if they had decided to try to kill somebody

I mean, this is the part of the country where a black kid gets shot for having an attitude and being armed with Skittles. So, yeah ...

Let me show up at your kid’s birthday with seven truckloads of my friends. We’ll drive up on your lawn, hop out, scream obscenities at you, and stick shotguns in the faces of you, your family, and your neighbors, again keeping in mind this is your eight-year-old child’s birthday.

Hint: it’s the greatest baseball movie of all time ...

But when the policy of said people and their democratically elected government is to deliberately target innocents, and this continues right up to the present day