No, dumbass-their employer is paying the fee.

Well then, lucky for everyone that those jobs won’t exist in ten years.

Wouldn’t these be the best customers?

When rich people lavishly spend money it is annoying, true. But when they don’t spend their money, then their capital accumulates and collects compound interest-generating even more wealth.

One final thought for you, speedy eater: If you really want to get out of your meal ASAP, try carrying cash. That way, you can look at the bill, review it quickly, leave the money (tip included), and jet. No need to wait on that server to bring your card back, and you can double-check that all the charges look…

I used to carry cash-but too many cashiers acted like I was an idiot when I asked if they preferred to be paid with cash or plastic. If you don’t care enough to answer my question politely, then I don’t care enough to spare you the 6% credit processing fee.

This Salty reply was unexpected, because I assume a waitperson would favor a customer who didn’t want to quibble about every item on the bill. Isn’t that behavior to be encouraged rather an mocked?

Weird questions, but are you wearing a fedora right now? And if not, do you have a beard?

Ah, Caity Weaver.

Can we officially lump all the Disney “Star Wars” movies into the Superhero category? For the purposes of including them in the screed.

Thank you for being a sport-after I typed it I worried it was too glib.

And we should all refuse to tune in.

You know very well; Milk and Ugg boots.

It seems even dumber when you think of it that way.

I do always enjoy the hysterical reactions that men have when their hobbies are publicly trivialized. If something “girly” was mocked, I don’t know if this brigade of nerds would mount a similarly robust defense.

Early 2000s fratboys = 2019 Nerds

This is A+ trolling. Making me miss Gawker.

Welcome back.

That man is a predator of horror-movie proportions. Since he will never suffer any consequences, I can only hope that the article by Michael Harriot (and this article, but his was more informative) gets shared enough to alert potential victims.

Adults that don’t want kids around when they are socializing are 100% more safe than adults who want to socialize with kids.