This Salty reply was unexpected, because I assume a waitperson would favor a customer who didn’t want to quibble about every item on the bill. Isn’t that behavior to be encouraged rather an mocked?

Weird questions, but are you wearing a fedora right now? And if not, do you have a beard?

Ah, Caity Weaver.

Can we officially lump all the Disney “Star Wars” movies into the Superhero category? For the purposes of including them in the screed.

Thank you for being a sport-after I typed it I worried it was too glib.

And we should all refuse to tune in.

You know very well; Milk and Ugg boots.

It seems even dumber when you think of it that way.

I do always enjoy the hysterical reactions that men have when their hobbies are publicly trivialized. If something “girly” was mocked, I don’t know if this brigade of nerds would mount a similarly robust defense.

Early 2000s fratboys = 2019 Nerds

This is A+ trolling. Making me miss Gawker.

Welcome back.

That man is a predator of horror-movie proportions. Since he will never suffer any consequences, I can only hope that the article by Michael Harriot (and this article, but his was more informative) gets shared enough to alert potential victims.

Adults that don’t want kids around when they are socializing are 100% more safe than adults who want to socialize with kids.

Totally! It’s too perfectly engineered to be genuine. A great read, though.

Joyceian expert, as in an expert on James Joyce? That is so cool!

Good point. Now, if the parents made it rain all over the pub? It would mollify me.

Have you met Moms?

I remember a few times when he was older where he started to have a melt down a few minutes after we sat down. We didn’t even bother to order and walked out the place with him crying and screaming.

I’ve known racists that LOVE animals. Actually, since I live in a hippy-dippy part of the country, almost all the racists I’ve met LOVE animals.