Ya, let’s celebrate the illegals. But first, I’ll say that my mother is an immigrant, my wife is an immigrant, I guess that makes me a racist towards non-immigrants. I live in a Sanctuary City, Santa Maria, CA. The mayor won’t say that, but the former police chief did. He said it out for me. This isn’t about helping…

If they have a gun, they’re cops.

They’re illegals, a protected class around here. But go ahead, put that “racist” label on anyone that doesn’t agree with your politics .

If you have alcohol on your breath, you probably aren’t under the limit.

137mph on radar. Which led to an evasion charge, endangering the life of a police officer (he didn’t have to chase me), somethin’somethin’. Honda CBR1000. So I got away (they cannot catch a fast bike). 25 minutes later, Cop-knock. BAMBAMBAM. A bunch of cops standing at my door. “That’s him.” Someone had recognized the…

Nit to mention the 3 armed babies you’ll produce after snorting some of that.....

Absolutely Andrew. How much spare time does David have on his hands?

But I still love you. Man. It’s not ridicule, it’s love.

Krep the gas tank full....in case you need to light it on fire so the search party can find you, or to keep warm when it dies way out in the middle of nowhere, outside of cell phone range. You might want to get a satellite phone, and bring several power bank portable chargers.....you know, electrical issues might…

Davud, David, David.........

But, blatantly obvious, when someone has to have it explained, make it blatantly obvious who might need some remedial auto shop classes.

Can’t agree with that, I like Adam, I used to enjoy his stand-up comedy. I thought Rutledge tried too hard to be a dork, when it was obvious he WAS a dork, adding more dorkness wasn’t cute, wasn’t particularly funny, but then again, people don’t take drifters seriously either (most people), at least Tanner also drove…

What’s a rusted out, formerly fast (semi-fast anyway), clapped out econocar worth? $300 ea? $500? How much would it cost to bring each one out and put it in a container with several others? I’d guess (an absolute guess, i really have no idea what it would cost) that it costs more than that to get them to the boat and…

As I recall, a couple years ago (maybe more) Hyundai was voted most improved car company. We had a Santa Fe, it was trouble free, but my wife didn’t like the torque steer, 233 hp through the front wheels was pretty twitchy. I haven’t heard too much bad news about them, and that original 100,000 mile warranty was the…

I took a look at an S550, 30,000 miles, just a bit over $30k. I almost bought it, but my accountant, who has an S63, told me to price some brake parts, and a brake job. JESUS H. CHRIST, I was shocked at parts prices. Instead, I bought a 2 year old, lease return Escalade. 20,000 miles, still under warranty, $30,000. It…

Yeah, resale. I bought a 93 Toyota Truck, stripper, rattely, with 190,000 miles, for $1200 or $1500, somwthing like that. About 2005. I drove it a couple years, moved forward a bit in my life, the Toyota was coming on 240,000, and I’d heard that the 22RE would need a head gasket one day soon. It had hauled my dirt…

I just applied for a job at Space-X, I can put some gussets on it, assuming Paul rents some rockets from Elon.

I felt a little twinge in my schlong when I read that.......

NOT everybody is an American.....

Unless things have changed in the past week, you can still build and possess an unregistered AR.