But an explanation like that makes you sound pretty strung out. I’m willing to wager that you NEVER run out.

I can see why you’re the weekend editor. “Mattis said he had to sign the UNINTELLIGIBLE.”

Why? Because it has 4 doors. If the Mustang doesn’t do anything better than a CTS-V, you could always say, “That’s OK, it’s my wife’s car."

Or Luby’s (Regarding Robert Earl Keen and The Front Porch song)