I don't think that I can take it.

Oh, good. Totally changes the song's meaning!

…or a gold mine

Wait, I thought the hat could be left on. Have I been hearing that super creepy but kind of fun song wrong all these years?

Golf ball sized hail actually sounds very contusive.

Except your museums are….not great.

That's my favorite part.

A vulture is canine now?

The Jungle Book was great, and was very dissimilar to the original, which was also great.

The Home Improvement couple?

I guess "hilariously irreverent" is one way to put it…

You can't eat a whole cow, mister!

As a Bears fan, I object to "but the people are nice", although I know this is me lashing out in anger and pain.

Apparently his son works at Miller Park, or with the Brewers organization or something.

Thanks. I'm afraid I may have outed myself as one less enamored by the Simpsons than most here, but at least I'm non-threatening!

Wait, that might be my name…is there a joke about that name?

When he's really on, he writes "This Land" from The Lion King.

They may have covered sports for a while, but unless they hire someone who knows things about sports, my thought is that they probably shouldn't write about them. The site is based in Chicago and they forgot (or poorly researched, but I don't think there was much research involved) seven championships involving…

Yeah, I don't have a problem with there being political coverage in general (although I wouldn't mind it being in a separate section of the site, rather than the newswires), but the more time they spend writing those articles the less TV or movie discussions there will be. Hormel only gives then so much money to work…