This is perfect! Vets tend to love Jon Stewart!

I like to think she was supposed to grab it the first time, screwed up, and they kept it in there.

They do?

It reminded me of Skyler White walking in the street with bloody hands.

I didn't kill my wife!

Except it's wrong.

You beat me to it!

*aviatrices

Anecdotally, this checks out. I had never heard of it before, and now I have.

And legendary sitcom Outsourced!

Yeah, an actor would never try to take a president's life!

The napkins didn't make it all the way home. They were used in the car.

Wouldn't it be at least the 46th time, if the first was held in '72? I know this website isn't exactly 538, but that math shouldn't be too difficult.

The last tweeter expended the same amount of energy to be upset about people being upset.

After which words?

My favorite of the fearsome critters is the squonk.

You're right; that's not a solution either. It's also something most people know already, about most big cities.

Such pedantry should never be avoided!

Parts of Chicago definitely are crime-ridden messes. Not to the extent it's made out to be by some, of course, and not as bad as it once was, but pretending crime isn't an issue here won't make it go away.

I know. But a queer person is one is not both straight and cis-gender. "Or" is unnecessary there, because "and" already includes anyone who isn't both straight and cis-gender.