On SNL, I think.

I woulda gone with Pumblechook. I've never seen a Great Expectations adaptation, so I imagine Uncle Pumblechook, in all his Pumblechookian glory, as Donald Trump.

Rest in peace, piñata. I will never forget how much I wanted to bludgeon you.

You not having heard of Harry Styles has finally convinced me that you truly are an adult, Vincent. I hope you make many businesses tomorrow.

When they announced Mikkelsen was in the movie, I assumed he was Tarkin, because they both have absurd cheekbones.

2012

Yeah, I understand the reasoning, but I still wouldn't categorize it as Civil War trivia.

Just because an event took place while the Civil War was going on doesn't mean that event is part of, or even related to, the Civil War.

Who would have won the presidency if Trump had never run, do you think? Would Clinton have cleaned up, like we would have suspected against a "conventional" GOP candidate? Who would have won the GOP primary? Would Trump supporters have rallied around someone like Cruz or Rubio or Kasich? I doubt it, but the other…

If you don't refer to it as "Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia", Greece'll get really bad at you.

I'm confused about the time period you're referring to….

I was there too! Were you fat guy whose leg was partially on my chair so that when I stood up my seat stayed down? If that was you, I should let you know, you smelled bad.

Having a Dutch name with a space in it is bad enough. Why won't you allow spaces, Scantron?

Maybe if they ditched the Union Jack, Pratt wouldn't have been so disrespectful. We fought a war for the right to lose the Union Jack! I think that was the motivation, at least. Stop looking at me, I'm just a corndog!

In The Prestige, they're the same thing! Sort of.

That's actually not particularly surprising.

The inauguration is at midnight this time around?

Well, how many other genre are portmanteaux?

gitm Point of Order!

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