You know, enjoying some food doesn't mean your opinions have to line up with the owner's.

I'm pretty sure it's "anus".

Randall Simon would win an Emmy.

Can I say that quote without trying to defend him? Please, can I, can I?

When you're interpreting the Bible through the lens of Star Wars, how could you possibly expect that it would seem like a reasonable story?

We're still waiting on that for Trump.

I'm so honored you wasted all the time in your response! I made it, Ma! The Archmage knows my name!

*spectra

I can work with ambivalence. Leslie who?

I thought it was a "Yes, I did it!" baby. Does that still suit you?

Can I not really like her without being racist or sexist? Is that allowed?

The bad news: Kerry Walsh-Jennings had a well-documented prejudice against ponies.
The good news: Kerry Walsh-Jennings doesn't know you exist.

People get older with the passage of time?! How does Buzzfeed come up with this stuff?

So, the internet has grown in popularity since 2012? This seems like a non-story.

I falsely assumed cord-cutting implied no computer as well. I apologize that you wasted all the time on your response.

Hey, this is like the thing I said!

"Justly forgotten"? "Sole claim to fame"? Helen Reddy's "Candle on the Water" is perfect, I'll have you know.

If you're a cord-cutter, why are you on this website? I'm not trying to be mean, just curious.

Pistorius is half robot, half monster.

I resent that remark!