Did you create Pinky and the Brain? I hope Spielberg paid you a fortune!

Blame the parents!

Well, it is obvious that it would get a lot of views. The other quotes seem like hyperbole to me.

I think you're putting too much effort into this argument. I don't think you're going to convince anyone who wants a Jeopardy column that they should stop wanting a Jeopardy column, simply because there could be reasons there can't be a Jeopardy column. That's akin to (get ready for a far-flung analogy!) telling…

This was very difficult to read.

Well, you're probably related.

I was going to make the same comment!

On the other hand, I probably wouldn't click on WOT very often if Jeopardy! had its own page.

They don't need a current employee when Jay S. is right here.

It's that simple.

This is the best mix of "polite" and "fight" yet! Also, I'm okay without the eye contact.

Who doesn't love the Santa Clause trilogy?

I don't know. He also did the score for The Smurfs 2; he might be tough to beat when awards season rolls around.

Maybe his mother was a giant, and his father wasn't, like Hagrid.

I wept like a baby when Curly's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan.

And Agents of SHIELD season 2.

Well, there is some precedence. One of the Gospels is written by Luke, a physician.

Wilson Fisk?

It's like someone bragging about figuring out who the murderer is on a mystery show, when it's one of those episodes that shows the murderer commit the murder in the opening scene.

He started in the mailroom in 1954, and already started writing copy in 1953? If that's not showing initiative, I don't know what is.