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I don't know why she doesn't just tell him acting like the victims is a side effect of her visions. It would save a lot of confusion. If he believes the visions, why wouldn't he believe they cause personality changes?

This whole post is terrifying, but what will haunt my dreams tonight is that the centipede was four inches long!!!!! I've never seen such a specimen and I hope to die before I do.

I think I might watch with the sound off when Laura comes back.

My go-to weapon is a vacuum, but I can still see them crawling around in the clear plastic dust container.

When I was living in Texas, I was once awakened from a cockroach crawling on my face. I didn't use the snooze button that morning.

Thanks! My dream is realized!

We call them klompen.

I think the line is, "Who would want to 'R' her?"

Is that the list that contains "sliverfoot" for Dutch people? I wish people besides Austin Powers hated the Dutch so I could get called that once in a while….

And if the distance between you and your TV is Far, go, uh, get closer to it. Crap.

Daylight saving time just ended. It would be that dark at that time regardless of our use of DST.

I would have upvoted it, but I don't like that it's a humble opinion. If you had been cockier in your opining, there'd be Upvotes Galore (Pussy's cousin)!

Too "street"?

*Concrete

What about offense to Luverne?

Hey, lots of this season has been in Fargo so far!

As a Cubs fan, I'm basking in a wonderful glow of schadenfreude. But, also the pain part. Plenty of that.

So what's this Fargo show about? I haven't seen it on WOT before.

I assume everyone looks like their pictures, which makes me assume Alex is a woman. Is it still mansplaining then?

I'm not sure I want to commit genocide on account of people's bad grammar, but I could be convinced. For now, I prefer the term "grammar enthusiast".