It looks like he got a dirty sanchez from papa smurf.

Obligatory.

Doing this without Wilson, Backstrom, or Burakovski is impressive. And two very young guys have basically never played in the NHL playoffs before tonight (wasn’t Walker the first Australian player ever in the playoffs?). I don’t really know what happened to Kessel or his line in this series, but that seems to be where…

Pittsburgh got their wish, they don’t have to play against Wilson again this season.

“Twenty appointees...that’s nine and eleven!”

What’s up with those two near the end with people calming down and sorta apologizing to ‘Bert?? Fuck that! Eat shit, Albert Burneko, you treacly sumbitch!

Let’s not make this awkward.

You named your kid Dexter? And give parenting advice?

Still not the best Blankenship. That would be Kenny.

Also, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.

If Christmas is at war, it is winning. It has already occupied Thanksgiving and is on the border of Halloween.

There is an argument that Cosby should never have been allowed in the Academy.

Norm, always and forever.

MEET ME IN TEMECULA

Any Penguins who shared a locker room with Matt Cooke can pretty much shut the fuck up about Wilson.

I don’t even have a horse in the race, but shit. Wilson isn’t half as dirty as Cooke was and the Pens won a Cup with him.

girls! girls! you’re both pretty!

I get the association he was trying to make to the way Black bodies were mistreated during Jim Crow, but I’m guessing these hillbilly psychos would be willing to treat any and all people like meat.

He says a lot of things, such as “I’ve never seen that woman before in my life.”

So you’re saying the Steelers forced their will on him, then Ben changed his tune. I guess it’s safe to say he’s just in it for the money, and his original statement is completely invalid.