Not West Virginia. Everybody knows miners can’t give consent.

Pitt the Elder!

“So what do you guys think about adding a little diversity to the panel? Maybe a black dude? Or maybe even a woman?”

“So wait you’re telling me there’s only one cup for the two girls?”

Can we talk about the fact that U of Michigan accepted this guy even though he has an IQ of maybe 80? No joke here, just always astounded by how really, really dumb he is every time I hear him speak.

Drink less, or no, alcohol. Don’t do drugs.

So he literally just confirmed what everyone else thinks: that he’s making sure to craft his image and the narrative about him. He’s a fraud. He just admitted he’s fraudy. Well done, Kevin.

Bob, you could have told somebody.

He was last seen putting an offer on the New York Islanders.

This would be a perfect segment on Hannity.

Aubrey Huff almost has thoughts on evolution

It’s called pain tolerance. I had a player miss a couple weeks with a sprained AC joint. Another player played the entire season with the same injury. (Obviously a torn cuff is more serious than a sprained joint, but people experience pain differently.)

The seaman has left a bad taste in everyone’s mouth.

Tom Brady is an amazing quarterback and a stone-cold moron in every other aspect. He’s the epitome of an idiot savant.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

Hey, give some credit to Yankee pitching! It has been absolutely on point: starters have a 1.75 ERA since the middle of the ALDS. Oof.

Oh yes. You nailed it.

Does Main St in Swansea only have one corner?