i’m kind of slow, but i though the issue of same sex married was dead and buried after the SCOTUS ruled on it. does mississippi really get its news 50 years late?

mississippi find yourself another country to be part of

NEVER FORGET

he and his brother are just terrible people. being a parent i cannot fully describe the disappointment in these kids’ popularity. i would like to say we’re better than that. but we aren’t. our current president is another terrible person who has found success. ugh.

i do not know who any of those gentlemen are

and the flowers are still standing!

a little from column A; a little from column B

we had a mindfulness guru come into the office once. she gave us each a blueberry and had us hold it. then hold it in our mouth. then eventually chew and swallow it. i was still hungry afterward and decided TB12 needs to be on the mindfulness train.

oh stephen, stephen, stephen. you poor bastard.

Law is/was such a fucking scumbag. glad he’s finally gone for good.

wife’s stage name, please

this piece is dumb

he is *exactly* like gwyneth paltrow. right up to the jade eggs in his vagina.

i used to do that with bob ross. well, i mean while watching bob ross. not with him, no. he wouldn’t ever even answer any of my letters...

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its a festivus miracle!

hasn’t he had his 7 seconds of notoriety?

bixby? hmmm. well, don’t make ‘em angry. you won’t like’em when he’s angry.

pills fuck up your memory

payton is gonna need something to kill the pain of that loss.