“Does this mean I can’t call the Cowboys game? Damnit.” -Robert’s brother, Oswald.

Not sure about UVA or even William, but Mary definitely would have preferred the game be called by Colonel Angus.

We’re lucky they’re televising the game at all. There was talk of cancelling it altogether because ESPN didn’t want fans to think they were televising a menage a trois.

Whomever replaces this guy better be careful when he throws it back to David Pollack in the ESPNU studio for the Duke score.