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GM buying part of Peugeot? Awesome, a company that discouraged racing altogether in the 70's and won't embrace the awesome Corvette Racing mascot buys interest in a company that just threw in the flag in the European races. Maybe we'll be lucky and they'll build a minivan!

See, 'vette owners aren't overcompensating for anything! They just love boobs, and want to save them! It's the ultimate rebuttal!

Parrotts Chapel Road in Sevierville, TN.

And thus explains why I always root for him in the challenges, I guess.

I know Mike Rowe asks for new dirty jobs suggestions, but I don't think he intended it to go this far...

"Oh, weird!" said nobody.

It is the greatest. You dont have to be a car freak to enjoy a raucous all night party, and you dont have to be a car freak to enjoy the ridiculous sounds coming from those exhaust pipes. If you are, it's all the better, but really, what other event is as much of a 24 hour spectacle...

Mexican desert? Well, it's better to do high speed runs than run drugs...

Is this the first time that one of the big US automakers did something smaller and more refined than the Italian automakers?

Is this just reposted so that Drew "accidentally" makes himself two entire pots of chili?

I think the Bills need to start doing this with Chan Gailey and Ralph Wilson. No, seriously, fellas, drink your Ensure and I promise we're the primetime game on Sunday, really we are!

How about we end Blood Week on a depressing note?

His is definitely a book I will pick up. Looking forward to what I imagine is a cathartic release. Or maybe not that cathartic in the end. Either way, it will be well written.

Video is cool, but I'd rather watch it on mute. She's a preview of what Willow Smith will be in a few years. UGH.

Is it weird to want to mourn for a dead Nazi shark??

War bonnet yellow. Because THAT is what war is good for.

Can we assume that stomping and lysol are also non-fatal to doctor's office erections? Let's send Chris out on assignment...

How about one painted white that drives best in reverse?? Dubya dubya two jokes, anyone?

Yeah, it's not a bad one, if you're a DIRTY COMMIE!

And the new name for this tradition is the Deadspin Blood/Vomit-in-your-own-mouth-a-little Week!