Oh my God, that is the best electric thing since vibrators.

Buried in the middle there but representing a gold-medal effort- catching your buddy's vomit in your bare hands? Stop and think of the intestinal fortitude it took to actually do that.

Actually, this explains why the Russians are building those giant whale-penised vehicles. Apparently that's what you need not to be killed in the former Bloc countries.

That was a thoughtful article, Drew, even if it was just repeating what someone else told you. I hope down the road when I have kids that I remember this. I won't.

CO-ca-CO-ca-CO-ca-CO!

Has nobody heard of a sophomore slump? Let's not count the chickens yet.

So can we retroactively add this to those zombie-apocalypse QOTD's? Because none of those other vehicles can DRIVE THROUGH A RIVER. Plus, worst comes to worst, it sends up a smoke signal to let your fellow survivors know you're in trouble.

I'm all for seeing the world too, but I feel like theres so much just in my own country that I've yet to see....

Or you could just try Alaska, which might be just a touuuuuch safer.

FROGS!

So, uh...ahem...is that Zion place still around? Anybody want in?

Sounds like popcorn!

I can already see the day when you not only have to dodge construction and idiot drivers on the Ring, but then falling drones operated by idiots as well.

This might be the first thing ever that SHOULD be in a video game and actually isn't!

So, AJ definitely reached his peak early with Clinton/Lewinsky I take it.

What would it be like if it were full? Something along the lines of a Michael Bay movie?

Well if that's how they're going to behave, I do not welcome our new robot overlords at all! Break out the pitchforks!

Change my own oil, at least once. I have an SUV for cripe's sake, I don't even need a jack or anything!

That is just awesome!

Hahahahaha.