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I dont care what anyone says, the fact that he didn't just ignore his claim and did indeed follow through...more journalistic integrity than the New York Times has had its entire run.

Jesus, that sounds more depressing than the Mets record.

While the first thing that comes to mind is the Blues Brothers in their 74 Dodge Monaco, there is really nothing better, NOTHING!, than a gorilla in a Nash Metropolitan.

Oh God, excellent. Can't wait for new seasons.

Oh God, Mr. Jackson. You had to say that in front of a Bills fan like me? After saying just before that we shouldn't get too high on early season highs? Arghhhhhhhhhh.

A ram pulling a cow around? Somehow Top Gear USA will turn this into an episode.

It's bizarre. You have one serious, affordable sports car in the Corvette. You have hot hatches taking over Europe. You have the Focus RS that isn't allowed here, but is allowed just south of the border. There's these gaping holes in the market that are just yearning to be filled. This car should have been built

That was the first thing that popped into my mind.

"Because we can." The best thing to happen to the world of [auto] journalism is the advent of schoolboy-type enthusiasm and imagination. It's why Top Gear is so successful, and shows that finally there is case study for what happens when you take a bunch of guys who said, "you know what I'd do if I ran the world?"

That was 1:16 of enjoyment of the fact that I won't be providing EA with money.

He's right practice is no fun when you're doing. But the last sentence sums it all up- you would give anything to be able to play the game. For a living.

Makes me think I'd be happier owning big, slow, old Caddies or British cars than new, fast Italian or American exotics. Ugh.

Sounds like 175 is a few too many if you can just laugh about it.

If someone can find or edit this to make it Munsters-style fast motion like ESPN did at one point, it's one of the best things you'll see all hour.

As if there was any question, the Prince of Poop teaching tool confirms Drew's capacity as a parent.

It's crazy how fast my brain went to the one thing I love most in cars. Power windows! I would take those little electric motors and then engineer the car outward from the doors if I had to. I drive with the windows open constantly, and if I had to reach over the console and wrench my arm into the back to roll down

Everything is better in Texas.

Lots of engines look great. But put them into the car and they become jumbled messes. Can't even see the engine after awhile. Then look at this. No fuel pump. No water pump. Simple and sleek. Looks the same in or out. Clean lines. These are the best, and simply beautiful, things to see at your local cruise-in.

Can't believe I didn't think of the Hana Highway. I bore witness to vans full of college kids getting carsick. #2, affirmed.

Yet more evidence that bitches be cra- er, no. Wait, I'm sure I have a slogan for this somewhere...