And thus hope was given to all young men everywhere...

Well, a good consolation is sounding like hillbillies on Jalopnik, guys.

Drew, I don't want to oversimplify, but many people probably see the salaries some players are paid (or maybe they see baseball salaries and just assume everything is the same between the leagues) and they resent that. It is not widely publicized how much money owners make (or already have) and it is certainly much…

Well, clearly, a bus! Specifically, one of the brightly colored ones I rode in Acapulco that have holes in the floor, no padding on the seats, and slogans painted all over the windshield. Fill the bus with partygoers and margaritas, and the "Dios es mi piloto" bus that I have in mind would be a good-ass time. …

I was a swimmer in college, and that day sounds a lot more pleasant that most of the practices we went through...

I think forty frats across America just got their next "5 bucks gets you five minutes with a baseball bat" cars.

I had a friend in college who told me that there was a thing going on in Houston for awhile called "Houston bar babies," which involved coked-up moms going to bars and drinking and occasionally giving birth there. It might not be a stretch to imagine that the narrator of that video was one.

Drew>Eliot Spitzer (my grad speaker a few years ago, who told us how the weather in New York was great as it began pouring rain on everyone)

Jeez, if you ever needed proof that pro ball players are no better or cooler than you and I, we just found it.

I would have lost if we were playing "Florida or Ohio?"

I too question the wisdom of a $131 million dollar investment and creation of jobs for Corvette construction (although jobs are good, of course), but to make the leap from criticizing an investment to criticizing an entire company's focus and goals is a stretch only the press could make.

At least the cop acknowledged that they couldn't miss that. Here in NY, they can't seem to miss any BUNY assignments either, though they could stand to.

I'll take one, no two...no, three, I'll take three of those.

What language were they speaking?? Whoever said that two languages separating a nation thing has never been more right.

And before long, they'll be keeping YOUR balls in their fields of view as they march down your street.

Yeah ESPN may have created that moment, or spurred its creation, but don't try to characterize that as a bad thing, or as ESPN stealing the spotlight. That's just media-hate overflowing.

C5 Corvettes have a terrible time collecting dust in the tail light indentations. Drive for three minutes in pollen-free air, there will still be a pile of dust below each light.

Remove the John Williams overtone, and maybe you have a car ad.

Love the Caterham above, but I need to remind everyone of this.

I'll take some of those PS Cup tires, please! I'll also take a raise to buy a Corvette, too, but one step at a time, right?