Well, we got baby blue. Now we just need a pastel shade of pink, and every newborn boy and girl can be given a properly colored Corvette..... wait, this isn't Nellyville.

I'll gladly overlook the silliness that so many of these options are if you'll just bring back Atomic Orange.... my eyes hurt from those paragraphs.

First Ferrari that looks good to me.

I'm surprised he hadn't gassed himself with CO in a closed garage by this time.

While I respect the nod to Chevrolet, when does Zora get his commemorative edition?

Thoughtful article, Drew. But could you put a tag on posts like this with "depression warning" or something? I prefer to just find the funny stuff to read.

Love Nate Jackson's posts. Keep them coming.

While I always vote for comedy over, well, not-comedy, this may have been the best ad during the SB. Outstanding.

I didn't realize professional hurricane warning sirening had reached national-broadcast levels of notoriety. Exciting!

@They call me MISTER Scroggs!: Exactly what I was thinking.

Ironic name since none of them will end up in South America.

@Denver Thuggets: Good point. I think there's a missing footnote that this graphic excludes the state of Georgia.

Disturbing lack of vagina injuries, I think we can all agree.

While I respect all the sports car suggestions, what you want is to arrive in a bigger limousine than she arrives in. Because, let's face it, unpleasant divorces never end with mended feelings, and there's no better way to ruin her special day than by being rude and classy all at once.

Hey YOU! Shut off the car! Now, get...hold...wait a sec, lemme, hrmph, okay, got my door open, now GET ON THE....wait, lemme just get my gun real quick...okay, GET ON THE GROUND, NOW!

I was first tempted to say the Nissan Cube.

Whine whine whine whine. First everyone wants a TGUS then it's never good enough.

This is freaking awesome! And then the inevitable conflict- I don't want people dangerously separated from the organs they need, but I want to see more videos just like this. Maybe the London po-po could just do practice runs??

You can still get a Grand Cherokee for under 40K. And if that's the budget for the car, then surely the infrastructure of the country isn't the greatest and a tough SUV is needed for the potholes/roadblocks. And if all else fails, it'll get you into those mountains in the background when the coup inevitably comes.

Sounds like those forum members are more concerned about chest-pounding themselves and exclusivity than they are with the cars they are fans of.