@v8corvairpickup: Haha, perfect comment.

Some day, I want to be rich enough to not mind going to drive thru in my Lambo. "I'll take 20 McNuggets, with extra sauce, please!"

Steve, I doubt any Suzuki is ever really going to tear out of a garage the way you're dreaming.

That's a good FD right there!

Oh my Lord. People always told me the South was different, but...I...just....had no idea.

Oh, yes yes yes. Obnoxious Green '92 Ford Escort wagon. Driver's test, high school lunch runs, front wheel drive peel-outs, antenna that slid down into the body. All with a stick, too! I always thought you should be granted bonus points for doing your driver's test in a standard.

Jesus, he could have just written, "No, don't part it out, let him work on it." Instead, he turned INTO the woman he is actively criticizing and wrote a needlessly scathing reply.

Ironically the only car named for the Greatest City on the Planet is something that looked like this in its later iterations.

While I feel for him, I don't get out early on Friday, nor do I get Monday off. So, here's your tiny violin.

Drew, truly impressed with your selection of Eric the Half-a-Bee song. I really thought I was the only person that ever had heard of it, outside of middle-aged British people who used to be angsty but now are just collecting government cheese.

4 Paganis versus 1 Corvette? Fishy.

I like your idea Ray of roving bands of fuel-guzzling Corvettes stealing the batteries out of the girlie electric cars. Hopefully they've got C3-esque luggage racks cuz I don't think you'd fit the batteries in the trunk!

@O Tomskenbaum: That was my first thought too! Astonny.

This is why I've always been a proponent of a special channel where the commentators are free to say whatever they want, and are good friends on top of that. This way, you get candid commentary, some cursing when appropriate, and actual chemistry between the people talking.

GM's next promotion: Free Swiss Army Knife when you buy a new Corvette!

Excellent summary paragraph at the end. Fight the beige, Detroit!

Minus the Mercury, just more reasons I'm glad 2010 is over. Woof.

@MCGreybeard: My God, yes. That whole production team should be sent to rural China.

Drew, next book idea should be FART AND PEACE, because I would have no problem reading 1000 pages of stories like that one. My God, my abs hurt from laughing.

Did I just google "pocahontas" while at work to see if the cartoon version does indeed have big boobs?