Dracula welcomes Jonathan Harker to his modern castle.

This sounds like Walmart. Want paying wages? Nah - go get food stamps.

Want health care from the people who provide it? Nah - go get it from someone else.

What happened to responsibility, GOP?

He’s from Wisconsin? If there’s one thing in abundance in WI, it’s LOW mileage (like under 50k) Ford Taurus-es. My mother and I both picked one up for under $5k. Mine was in pristine condition, has tons of room, 21-24mpg, and cheap to fix.

I filed early for the first time last year.

Refund didn’t come until the end of July.

It was snidely noted by some that Clinton did not make an appearance at the Women’s March, though her former opponent Bernie Sanders did. 

Has anyone ever just considered...killing the Nazis? We kill members of terrorist groups all the time. I can’t remember the last marketing campaign we launched against Daesh. Or maybe Nazis are just too white (read as: potentially innocent) for that.

inb4 “Nazis have rights omg!111!”

Oh bless your heart. Your staff members didn’t say anything, your photographer didn’t say anything....looks to me like the image is just right.

I’m a liberal and I’ve only ever heard the left yelling about Socialist Jews!

Idiots.

If they don’t need it, why the fuck are they protesting it being there anyway?

That’s like me saying “Hey, I just took a breath so I don’t need any more air right now, let me just fill my house with water.”

It’s that DT thinks she’s hot.

To whomever promised me a few days ago that DT would be called a “cockwomble” by the British media on live TV, your offense has been noted.

♪♪♪
His name is James, James Cameron
The bravest pioneer
No budget too steep, no sea too deep
Who’s that?
It’s him, James Cameron
James, James Cameron explorer of the sea
With a dying thirst to be the first
Could it be? Yeah that’s him!
James Cameron
♪♪♪

Idk what the big deal is, frankly. PacStan got pretty boring pretty fast, and was more background noise to conversations with friends. I make $$$ pretty easily on double RP/$$ days.

Well I mean....

If this is what we can expect under a Trump presidency, perhaps the potentially fascist takeover will crumple rather quickly?

I’m sorry. I really am. I know I’m going to get a lot of shit for this, and I know she’s done great stuff for women, but Albright was also the one who said that there was a special place in hell for women who didn’t help other women, aka voting for Hillary.

You’re fired!

It’s a lovely gesture and sentiment, but ignoring race and gender in favor of patriotism, expecting all races and genders who are put down, abused, and killed by the system the patriotism supports, etc. seems to be asking a little much for $450.

4 more years of Shia, please.

Can you shower with a sewn-in weave? Assuming you can, why would it get “disgusting”?

I’m not really new to this but I’m white with fairly manageable hair (so never had to do this) and have stumbled upon videos of POC making lacefront wigs, fixing bad wigs, etc. Some really amazing skills, there.