You are supposed to wipe the lipstick 💄 with a tissue first, it takes the contaminated surface off. Then use the lip brush and wipe the lipstick with a tissue again. So many people will just take the tester and directly apply it to their lips. Disgusting.

and you know what? you deserve to like whatever you wanna like. you do you, boo.

Coming back from Comic-Con, I had a tutu in my carryon, because Comic-Con.

Holy shit you white-washed this cast.

Past participants for the Women Who Kick Ass panel have included Katey Sagal, Michelle Rodriguez, Sarah Paulson, Tatiana Maslany and Maggie Q.

The hottest new thing in Moniga del Garda is La Scaletta. It has everything. Waiters that whisper the specials breathlessly in your ear, pizza cubes, chairs made of shitty tippers, entitlement cocktails, lamps that look like upside-down boobs, ice with messages inside about everything you did wrong in your childhood,…

I guessed Robin Thicke.

I found that snub so indicative of how Hollywood has treated Joan Rivers over the years. They laugh at her jokes, clap along to her witty jabs at celebrities and then ignore her when it comes time to honor "their own." Fuck the Academy. Joan is too good for them.

My most favorite thing about Cincinnati," confides Artless Dodger on the first hour of our madcap foray into the city's goetta festival, "is that I can go to Kroger and buy Kroger-brand peanut butter and no one recognizes me. It's really . . . cool."

I don't know who this Chris Pratt person is but he looks an awful lot like my favorite FBI detective Burt Macklin.

I WATCHED EVERWOOD! I was in love with him then, too. But really I am just sad for people who haven't watched him in Parks & Rec. I decry none of you late adopters and encourage every one of you to go watch Andy Dwyer highlights. I know Ron is the fashionable favorite supporting character, but Andy has always been…

Evidence.

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I have Amazon Prime for the shipping benefits, so I get streaming as well. On top of that I have a Netflix subscription and those two alone satisfy my viewing needs. Hulu Plus just wasn't worth it to me. I hated knowing that I was paying to sit through 5 commercials every 10 minutes.

Commenters, do you hear yourselves? There's a lot of but these women were beautiful to begin with... going on here. Why do you think that they are so different from you?

They made everyone's skin lighter. That is not ok.

"This is how I always wanted to see myself, but now that I see it, I'm questioning why I ever wanted to look like that."

How can one face be so pretty?!!?

I understand all of them dating, I don't understand them staying together and getting married :/

Now I just feel... weird.