I love that! Both the placement and the size are perfect.

Working at Jezebel, in other words, was a dream I didn't know I could even feasibly have.

If she's suing for the funds it will take to relocate her family and keep them afloat until new jobs are found, I'll allow it. That seems like an expense that is necessary for this child's well-being that would not have been necessary but for the mixup. If she's suing for emotional distress, she can get bent.

Wait, you don't just do it every day? I thought we were supposed to do it every day.

Gross explanation by medical student:

Well, that's just plain awful. As someone who was in the military, I can speak to the amount of damage all of this infidelity and drama do, and how much more prolific it is in the military compared to the civilian world.

My dog just died. To say she was my best friend doesn't do justice to the bond we shared. I know dogs don't live forever. I know she was sick. I know she had a great life. I thought I had prepared for her death, I had no idea it would feel like this.

Whales are graceful fatties, hippos are fatties with bad teeth.

Can we just go with "never?" It is NEVER ok to leave children or animals locked in a hot car. COME ON, people. This is Texas. Heat indexes are expected to reach 105 today, you could bake cookies on the windshield of your car. And it's just gonna stay this way until October. We ALL know this. We go through this EVERY…

I love all of this Kimye Koverage, Mark. Thank you.

They are tiny angels blessing Kim only.

That's right. A circus and a carnival