SPOILER ALERT! She ends up with, uh, Soulja Boy!

I always loved that when Charlie Brown was in the hospital, Marcie was the only character to come right out and admit her feelings for him. Each character expressed their concern in different ways, but Marcie was the one who just said, “I love Chuck.” I read those strips over and over again because they were so…

How delightfully . . . space-consuming!

I know what I did: played with my sister’s whenever she left the house.

Not much to add except that if you’re not watching Allison Pregler’s “Baywatching” YouTube series, you’re not really living.

Man, I miss “Bunheads.”

This “Daria” reboot looks INTENSE.

That’s how it works!

But did he know the difference between totally scarifying and totally snorifying?

Pleeeeeeease don’t touch the tip.

That’s such a weird thing to do. I just stare and stare and stare. A good long stare. Then, as soon as they open their mouth to speak, I say, “What are yoooooooou thinking?”

I loved this game and could never convince my co-workers of its awesomeness. The Pizza Planet level alone . . .

My only explanation for it is “Texas.”

Our track team’s rule was “You don’t stop till you puke.” The first day of track, everyone had to run until they vomited. It was horrible.

I’ve been in that same situation. In Houston. I was a teen and didn’t realize the road dipped and ended up with water up to my hood. Fortunately, I drove back out, but it was super freaky. Houston is so not built for flooding, which is odd considering, you know, all the flooding.

For those seeing this who are interested:

For those seeing this who are interested:

It should be set in San Fransokyo.

Jesus, mom, get off the internet!

If only there were some sort of information device you could use to look it up.