None of the words in that sentence make any sense.

Is a skin doctor a doctor that’s made of skin?

Also, caught on video in the middle of a gym.

“A Merry Christmas & Many Of Them? I’m a bird so maybe this doesn’t make sense because of my tiny brain but, wat?”

“Merry Christmas . . . something something Little Pecker . . .”

Are we supposed to believe that Kristen Bell is somehow unattractive? Also, where’s Peter Dinklage? Also, it feels like the movie is darker than the trailer is letting on. Please, let it be.

She doesn’t have to have her Young Fresh Fellows tape back . . .

I talk with a lot of people who experience facial paralysis from stroke and it’s so true that the inability to make a facial expression can dim your ability to feel the associated emotions. Our minds and faces are so cleverly intertwined - one feeds the other in a constant loop - that I know people who have to go to…

The dead.

Stress.

Terror.

“But we graduate away from ourselves constantly. The toddlers around me would never know what they looked like, bouncing on dad shoulders; the cliques of third-grade girlfriends dancing around me would forget all their old games, their jokes. I used to love performing in a way that I can’t quite remember now. I was in…

What?! Where’d the Addams Family go?

The biggest issue I have with the original film version of the Wiz is that it is 700 hours long.

I went to school with a guy named “George Nations the Third.” THAT’S a white name.

These images of Pluto’s moons are so haunting.

“So, when are you two going to have kids?!”

Never forget.