She sounds like Retta!

I just wanted to second “Unthinkable” as a great read. Very eye-opening.

In IDW canon, the ability to alter mass requires a ton of Energon, which is why only a few transformers are able to do it. Megatron doesn’t gain the ability for a while in the series. But, they make a huge deal out of it when he does and don’t hand wave it.

Wonderful? Khakis, hello?

Has 5 surfboarts

If you'd been there, you'd have gone "Oh, yeeaaaahhh." I like to think plenty of moms still find me handsome.

When I dropped a ton of weight, I went below the healthy line before bouncing back up to a reasonable weight. At one point, a friend told me a was starting to look "Tom Skerritt-y" which was a real slap in the face.

Wait, is that lesbian kissing? Jesus, porn lied to me.

I have a beloved little brown dog that I've owned since I was born - there's a photo of newborn me holding it in my sleep. I dragged that thing everywhere and got in trouble not a few times for having it with me in class in elementary school.

I was going to say, females only count in the Disney pantheon is they can qualify as "princesses."

But, was it Spoooookily Good-Bad?

I read that as "I don't mince my words meow" and almost fell over laughing.

I really miss those older Disney films that were just LOADED with hairy mons. Thick clumps of curling hairs right up in the screen. That's what childhood was to me: Pete's Dragon and handfulls of pubic hair. I'm sorry, what were we discussing?

The Amazing Rando?

HOW DO YOU KEEP FROM GETTING LITTLE SPARKLY BEADS IN YOUR MOUTH?!! HOW?!!

In a way, all panties are Uran - ah, forget it.

Byrkynstank

I think that might be counter to their mission statement. You do realize that doing a good thing does not negate other good things and that people can do things and other people can do other things and that's how the world works, right? Some people help people, some people help dogs, some people focus on helping…