Every once in a while, someone says something out loud and heads pop up, eyes get wide . . . it's nuts. Sometimes, we get a couple of "serious" body builders who, I guess, couldn't get to their actual gym. It must be like when Dustin Hoffman used to drop in on an Acting One class.
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Even when I go later in the day, it's a bunch of introverts who don't want to look at each other, buried in their podcasts.
That's why I love my gym. I go at 4:30 in the morning. There's at the most two other people there the whole time and just enough equipment to mix things up. No one talks to anyone else and the televisions are all silent.
AAAAAAAH! ME TOO!
A friend of mine growing up had a father who would pull a prank like this. His dad would suddenly yell and make like he was going to hit him in the face. My friend would flinch and his dad would laugh. It was a joke! My friend flinched a lot around his dad and so did the rest of us. It was funny how we thought the dad…
I laughed. God help me, I laughed.
Yeah, well I ate an entire Ritter Sport Strawberry Cream Chocolate Bar BEFORE lunch today! Discuss . . .
One of the reasons I miss Nani from "Lilo and Stitch." Here was a young woman of color, working a real job, ignoring the advances of her co-worker, trying to balance raising her sister and paying the bills. Also, she wasn't rail thin, she was legitimately funny - not "sassy" - and deeply compassionate. You got to see…
The day I got all four wisdom teeth out, I watched a movie with my sister, finished a novel, had friends over to exchange Christmas gifts and made a mixtape for my girlfriend. I woke up the next day and remembered NONE OF IT. I had to reread the novel, quiz my sister about the movie, figure out what my friends had…
HOT COFFEE!!
I worked at a used bookstore for years and it made no sense to customers that we couldn't pay much for bestsellers once they stopped being best sellers. "But, I originally paid 25 bucks for this!" Yeah, you and everybody else. Now, we get 100 copies of it a day and maybe, MAYBE, put them out for 5 bucks each. And…
Had a friend with a GIANT BOLD tattoo of her husband's name on her inner right arm. They were married when she was 23 and he was 20. One year, a pile of divorce papers and 6 laser-removal appointments later, it's still there bold as day. At least a) it's also her grandfather's name and b) she got back together with…
Don't worry, they'll just get someone who sort of sounds like him to replace him.
That. Right there. That's really all they have to say, but no one ever does.
Seriously? Family Dollar? Wh - what information could they possibly need? Or use? "Turns out, people come in here and shop for cheap crap. All over the store. Go figure."
Ah, back when commercials were apparently an hour long!
And that darn gorilla really gets in the way of your view in the new one.
The Hitchhikers Guide, The Hitchhikers Guide, The Hitchhikers Guide.
Aw, man. I saw Affleck and got all excited for a Ben Affleck Doctor Who appearance. He was the bomb in "Phantoms" yo.