yah, i made it up

This has happened to me so many times.

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It might be equally unlikely that he would have been president without her. They support each other’s ambitions and like most couples, drive each other’s destinies.

Does this remind anyone else of the pictures of Bill Clinton that graced newspaper front pages under the headlines announcing the country’s first woman presidential nominee by a major party?

I think in the very beginning they were cheap. Here is a picture of the very first Miss America.

He’s a very wealthy white male though, so he’ll hang on quite a bit longer than average I imagine.

The five all have that vaguely thirty-ish Botoxed, fillered, veneered, extensioned, and rhinoplastied look.

What is the ostensible reason not to allow an inmate to shower? It's amazing to me the depth of torture we allow prison guards to inflict upon inmates for no reason at all.

I can be supportive of someone’s efforts to learn a new language while also being frustrated by their inability to communicate clearly with a person who has paid for their services and failed to receive them, or been treated disrespectfully. I am very complicated that way.

Might want to remind people that Scalia never hesitated to express a political opinion. So there is precedent.

I live in British Columbia Canada and I can tell you that our naturalist earthy types can give the religious extremists a run for their money when it comes to zealotry. Being “natural” has serious devotion here. It’s permeating society. Lots of anti vaccine parents, people who stop you to say things like, “That better…

I think you’re not getting what I mean... My kid doesn’t even KNOW to say “don’t go be Lannister Handjob*” he is like “don’t go help people in their garden stay and play all day forever!” because three year olds don’t have a great grasp on time or what I do. But people call their mama BRITNEY SPEARS all day, every…

I do not buy the whole idea that when parents proudly make awful decisions that lead to their children’s deaths (like leaving loaded guns lying around, failing to get the child proper medical attention, etc.) the death should be the parents’ punishment. These parents neglected their child to the point that he died,…

No, they haven’t been punished enough. Feeling bad about breaking law doesn’t mean you get to break the law in a way that leads to death without penalty.

It must be great to be so perfect.

Do people make stuff up like that just because of pills and alcohol, I wonder? Or was she freed from whatever inhibitions kept her from disclosing the abuse? Either way, how awful for it all to happen so publicly.

Yeah, I’m confused. Is it that people think workout clothes can be worn multiple times without washing? Or that people need workout clothes to smell good even after they’ve been used and placed in the hamper?

This is so confusing to me. I wear yoga pants to yoga, sweat my ass off, toss them in the hamper when I get home, and do laundry 5 days later. They’ve never smelled like anything different than all my other clothes. Are other people doing something weird? Do I have magical sweat glands? What’s the deal here?

I work out in yoga pants or leggings and I then wash them. They never stink. I’m confused as to why there is a whole “thing” about avoinding stinky clothes.