if i’m ever sick or just not feeling it on a given day, progresso’s italian wedding soup is pretty much my go-to. i honestly can’t eat it if i’m not sick bc it reminds me too much of being ill, but it is a legit good soup.

“No one is dying to see a Buckingham-led Fleetwood Mac concert tour”.

Now I’m hungry for Mexican

Aw, Lindsay, Go Insane is a perfectly cromulent album... from 1984. By the by, Northern Exposure had a great soundtrack.

For actual canned soup, my favorite is Campbell's Bean with Bacon. It's one of the only canned soups that makes the over-saltiness work. My favorite store-bought soup is Trader Joe's lentil with ancient grains. Better than any lentil soup I have made and takes additions well.

This is the joke I came here to read

Probably this.

Campbell’s Chunky New England Clam Chowder

I wondered that too.

This news makes me really sad.

Only a few thousand people will see this, but every one of them will go on to make their own documentary.

One of the things that continues to amaze me is how many people are running around out here with absolutely NO self-control whatsoever. This guy was just driving along, saw a news truck and instantly became so emotional that he absolutely had to confront the crew. He pulls off the road onto the grass, hops out and…

Is he still a gay fish?

At some point in 2013, Kanye West died on the way back to his home planet.

Remember the old days when pop stars used to cultivate serious heroin addictions? That might mellow him out a little.

If Kanye’s version is true (which I doubt)... good for Universal. I am so sick of reading about Donda listening parties, partial releases, software plug-ins, pop-up shops, fashion tie-ins, and literal recreations of Ye’s childhood home. It’s a goddamn album, for Chrissakes. Like, a collection of musical songs to be…

Jesus!  What a lady.

I’m surprised it wasn’t mentioned that among other people, he is survived by his mother.

I’d love to see it but you know he’d sabotage it somehow by the third week.

Takeout getting a lot of mileage from the comments (dump cake, now this).