I’m from Belmont County,OH, and know Bellaire quite well. The chief’s nickname is “Dickie” and it is quite accurate. Recently, he had the brilliant idea to have an outside company put cameras all over town to catch “speeders,” even on a state highway that passes by the village. After finding out that it was…

I’m from Belmont County,OH, and know Bellaire quite well. The chief’s nickname is “Dickie” and it is quite accurate. Recently, he had the brilliant idea to have an outside company put cameras all over town to catch “speeders,” even on a state highway that passes by the village. After finding out that it was illegal to…

I”m from near Bellaire, and to say the town is broke is an understatement.  I can’t wait to see how much their liablity insurance skyrockets.

Isn’t a diagnosis of Lewy Body Syndrome only possible after the person suffering from it dies?  

To say Johnny Carson had issues would be an understatement, but Bushkin had his own agenda. David Letterman told the story of getting a call out of the blue from Bushkin, who told him that Johnny was retiring from the Tonight Show, and that he was working on a deal to get him the Tonight Show job. Letterman was…

I remember when Chevy went on his “What Happened?” tour, after his Fox show cratered. One of the first stops was David Letterman’s show. In the run up to his Fox show, Chevy kept going on and on about how he was going to do his show, “Better than Dave or Jay.” Needless to say, all during the interview, Dave had a look…

Atlas suged.

And let’s not forget Lisa Lampanelli, Nick DiPaolo, a young Stephen Colbert, and the late, great Greg Giraldo adding plutonium to that roast.

On the upside, I read earlier where Tyler Perry has offered him a role on one of his television series. And I’m hoping he makes an appearance on “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia,” this season as either faux “Donovan McNabb,” “Tiger Woods,” or “Don Cheadle.” as it’s been awhile, and he always kills when he’s on the…

I’m just curious how much the cast of the Cosby Show that wasn’t Bill made from syndication.  IIRC, residuals are based on “runs” in syndication.  Back in the day, the Gilligan’s Island cast were paid for a year of syndication in 1967 money, and that was it.  I remember Jason Alexander telling Howard Stern around the…

Richard Thompson, Paul McCartney, and the Tom Petty box set are on my list.

I remember reading that Ringo and a lot of his LA friends such as Harry Nilsson were into Brandy Alexanders, and they were quite the rage.  Allegedly, John Lennon was bombed on them the night he started harassing a waitress in an night club.  Lennon slapped a kotex on his forehead and asked the waitress, “Don’t you…

I blanked out on Damon Herriman’s name when I saw the announcement and took it for granted that it was going to be Jeremy Davies playing Manson.

“Werner Von Braun aimed for the stars, and often hit London.”  Mort Sahl.

You didn’t ask him about his role in “Tiptoes,” as a sleazy guy wearing the world’s worst toupee, with a sexual fixation for little people, who would up boinking Bridget “The Midget” Powerz?  For shame.

We had it for a glorious year here in Eastern Ohio.  Now I have to snag it on road trips to Pittsburgh or Cleveland.  Besides the Lime Seltzer, I miss their Bitter Lemon, which I would drink by the gallon.

I just want to know how they’re going to keep Bill Clinton to a 5 minute segment.

I’m still amazed that Amazon kept him on after that horrible TV series he did for them.  The man worked in television for a decade, and managed to forget everything he learned.

“I used to smoke cigars, but now I suck Polo mints.” 

I”ve seen Abba-Zabba bars at Cracker Barrel, in their candy section.  I think they’re owned by the company that owns Necco, so they might be unavailable now as well.