I remember back in the day, when David Letterman used to have more “odd” guests on Late Night, one of them was the owner of the largest number of McDonald’s restaurants in Japan. One of Dave’s questions to the man, I still remember to this day. “So, are the milkshakes made out of chalk, or what?”
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In my Simpsons universe, Bart worked his way though Law School by stripping. It helped him with his briefs. Insert rim shot here.
Long story short, Keillor should have kept his Lutheran Hot Dish to himself.
Obviously, Matt Later wasn’t able to adhere to at least Krusty The Clown’s rules about working in television. “It’s not rocket science! Don’t swear, and don’t whip it out!”
You’ve gotta love Elvis’s “Santa Claus Is Back In Town.”
Winston Churchill made it his mission to keep Edward from the throne, as he knew he would be a crapshow as King. The fact that Wallis Simpson was an American was secondary. Especially to Churchill, who’s mother was American. Fun with trivia, Hitler planned to place Edward back on the throne if he had managed to defeat…
I was just surprised to see the story turn up there, of all places. Once Tig Notaro brought it up, the story obviously had legs, but Tosh’s show was the first place I’d seen it mentioned on television.
I figured the Louis C.K. story was going to blow up, sooner rather than later, when Daniel Tosh referenced it on his show, describing Louis’ first recorded incident with the two comediennes, just not naming names. That was the first time I’d seen the story mentioned anywhere other than the web.
There is a difference between the two. Bugs Bunny never fails to get laughs out of me.
Even though Jon Lovitz has become a right wing toolbag, I can forgive him almost anything, after he decked Andy Dick, after Dick got in his face, bragging about his role in that tragedy.
He also had a great turn as a priest in Chris Noth’s last episode of Law & Order, CI. Logan was pretty much fed up with everyone and everything relating to his life and job, including the priest. O’Hare’s character managed to talk Logan down, telling him that he’d served, done his duty, and it was time for him to “Get…
As Nathan Lane as F. Lee Bailey in the People Vs. O.J. Simpson may have asked, “How many times did Alan (Dershowitz) mention the word “Harvard” during his Fox & Friends spot?
My boss’s husband had one of these, as he was the Vice President of a college, and a leased car was part of his compensention package. He went to the local Olds dealer, and they gave the school a good deal on it, as it had been in the showroom forever.. When the lease expired, he bought it, as he absolutely loved it,…
Roger Meyers,Sr. was the creator of Itchy & Scratchy. Word is, Trump is a big fan of his most controversial work, “Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors.”
Sounds like the Dean Martin story about his buying a Trans Am around this time, due to the “Bandit” factor. He drove it for a few weeks, hated it, and gave it to his secretary.
Michael O’Donoghue had a similar line about John Belushi. “I think about John a lot more than people I know who are still alive.”
If I were to guess, they’ll gut it after the investigation is over, and possibly remodel the entire floor, making sure that no trace of the room exists.
I’d add Richard Thompson to your list as well.
“I just shot Eleanor Roosevelt!” Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth.