“It’s made with hooves, you know!” C. Montgomery Burns.

This guy was the subject of a “Web Redemption” on Tosh.O awhile back, waxing rhapsodic about Domino’s Pizza, which led Tosh to ask the question, “Why? Don’t they have good pizza where you live?”

I'm curious if Kathleen Madigan and Daniel Tosh will be receiving royalty payments as well. At least Tosh called her out on it with his "Joke Police" sketch on Tosh.O.

I’ve read two great car stories about Jerry Lewis. The first was, once he came into real money, he decided to buy his dad who was almost as cranky as him, a brand new Cadillac. He got in touch with GM, which had a “celebrity division” back in the day, and Lewis and reps from Cadillac put their heads together, and put…

Elvis Costello. Especially the leaked hour long version. Long story short, Jane's Addiction and Costello & The Rude 5 were supposed to tape their Unplugged episodes on the same day, except that no one told Jane's Addiction, and the MTV staff kept Costello and his band hanging all day long, in hoping that JA would…

To put a spin on undercover cop Bo Dietl's line to Ray Liotta's Henry Hill, when he was busted for cocaine trafficking, "Bye, bye, dickheads!"

Yep, Goering was a true rarity. An obese morphine addict.

I saw a cartoon this weekend, where someone is chewing out one of the Nazi's, referring to their "superior" genes, by saying, "Where the fuck is your chin?"

Goering at least had the common sense to keep his shirt on.

I never saw a fat Nazi before, I did not want to see one. But I'd rather see than be one.

Have you tried the rebooted Hydrox cookie? When they were made by Sunshine, they weren't bad. They were also the official cookie of Car & Driver, as the staff preferred them to Oreos, and they also stood up to bouncing around a car during their road tests.

Hopefully, this won't happen. No one wants to see Bruce throw up on stage.

"NBC! We're The Network That Used To Have Seinfeld! Remember?" Sign in front of NBC Burbank, Family Guy.

Harry Truman biographer Merle Miller noted that Truman did this, but knew exactly what the word he mispronounced meant and used it properly. Miller also said that he did this as well, as like Truman, he was a small town boy where a lot of the words they read in books were not used in everyday conversation.

This guy kind of looks like John Waters. That is if Waters had a personality and style bypass, an asshole implant, shaved his mustache, and swallowed a sour mouse.

A friend of mine goes to Cracker Barrels in the Cleveland area, as it is the only place in the Cleveland area that sells Kentucky's Ale-8 soda.

I can remember when the chain first began to expand in the '70's. My Dad would stop there, as he was fond of their Steak & Biscuit platter. Once they stopped selling it, that's when we stopped going to Cracker Barrel.

I'm betting that Bob & David wind up doing a whacky version of H.R. Halderman and John Erlichman instead.

That O Henry family has deep pockets, believe you me.

I can see running previously aired episodes the night a new episode of something comes on, such as South Park, Tosh.O, or Drunk History, but sometimes, too much is too much.