Guiteau's attorney was kind of correct, as it was Garfield's self appointed physician that kept poking at the wound, didn't treat it properly, and interfered with Alexander Graham Bell's using what was the first metal detector on Garfield to find out where the bullet was, which was on the opposite side of Garfield's…

Her diary was legendary for her depiction of her affair with playwright George Kaufman, who when asked about the diary's details, told the press. "You may note that I did not keep a diary."

Also, "Filmed In Front Of A Studio Audience" is another Happy Days kiss of death.

I still get yelled at by a friend of mine for taking him and my brother to see Dan Aykroyd's magnum opus, "Dr. Detroit." When we came out of the theater, he teed off on me for dragging him to see it, I was mad because it really, really, sucked, and my brother said he kind of liked it.

I think a season of "Feud" could be dedicated to Warner's battles with Mike Nichols, Elizabeth Taylor, and Richard Burton during the making of Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf, and his feud with Warren Beatty during the making of Bonnie & Clyde, which were the two films that dragged Warner Brothers kicking and screaming…

Not mention their CBS summer TV show, featuring the comedy stylings of David Letterman and Jeff Altman.

Then I'll pass. John Waters mentioned that he had a copy of The Big Butt Book in his collection of 8,000+ books.

The Gay Talese book, "Thy Neighbor's Wife" covered the rise of Hugh Hefner and Playboy quite well. If Ratner is basing his screenplay on that book's depiction, I'd pay to see it.

I remember another of the cards, I think it was from Whoopi Goldberg, that said, "See What A Good Review Will Do For You?"

I liked Evan's previous girlfriend, Angie, who was Al's dream girl because she had a job, liked sports, loved to cook but hated to eat. He actually proposed to her!

"Where nothin' says lovin' like marrying your cousin!"

Sadly, one of my favorites, the "Jim Jupiter" episode, didn't make the cut. It had many great lines, especially when Al read Jim's obituary, "Blood sugar high enough to kill three horses! And cholesterol that could dam the mighty Misssip!' Now that's writing!"

I remember when Dan Castellaneta played the husband of a guy that Peg was going out dancing with every night. He wanted Al to intervene, and in their conversation, he mentioned that he had box seats to every team sporting event in Chicago, except soccer, which he didn't consider, "A man's sport."

Also, Politicians, Lawyers, The Rich, and Wine Drinkers made Al's hit list.

I remember reading that one of the flower arrangements sent to Divine's funeral was from the cast & crew of MWC that read, "If You Didn't Want The Job, You Just Should Have Said So!"

And the newlyweds who wouldn't torture each other were the Squabs.

The Game Show was "How Do I Love Thee?" in which newlyweds battled for valuable prizes. Al & Peg weaseled on the show by pretending to be Steve & Marcy, and Peg was more than happy to heap physical abuse on Al to win a toaster. The show's host, "Bink Winkingdale" was played by Isuzu's "Joe Isuzu." David Leasure.

IIRC, that was the episode in which a male Bundy would recieve $500K if he were to sire another male Bundy, and name it after the late Stymie Bundy, who was the only male Bundy to never marry, and left a sizable estate. Peg, of course had no desire to have an other kid, and went on birth control, ASAP, wearing Al…

Agent Orange may face an uphill battle it from both the Tea Baggers and Democrats who may finally decide to act like they have a set. I can only hope so.

I can't wait to see him try to get that dumpster fire of a budget passed.