My other choices would be Daniel Tosh, simply to watch Jezebel bloggers heads explode. But like Schumer,he falls into the "I'm making dumptrucks full of money, so who needs a C level network talk show?" category. So that leaves "Julie Chen's Lingerie Party." with Les Moonves as emcee.

It won't be Schumer, as besides her career heating up with her Comedy Central show, she is also at work writing her film debut which Judd Apatow is producing. I don't think she'd want to get stuck hosting a C level Late Night program that the network barely has any interest in running, In support of my arguement, I…

Knights Templar is a branch of Freemasonry.

You've never been to Wheeling. Lots of late model VW's & Audi's in the area, including a Phaeton and several A8's.