Apparently she let it slip that Trump thinks Tiffany is fat doesn’t like being in pictures with her:

Honestly? Probably something ridiculously minor. You say nuking Greenland and buying hurricanes is a big deal, but we’re talking about fucking Trump here. He doesn’t care about that. She probably told someone what brand of bronzer he uses and THAT IS OVER THE FUCKING LINE.

This was great, sensitively researched and written. Bravo!

A subtle, revealing and thoroughly excellent piece. A world most people don’t see, and now, probably won’t.

Fantastic read. Our former neighbors had 3 rescue greyhounds. They were truly wonderful dogs...until they would turn on each other. That’s a truly horrifying spectacle. They were so high strung that it was hard to relax around them.

If you are ever in Abilene, Kansas, across the street from the Eisenhower Presidential Museum and Library is the National Greyhound Hall of Fame. I didn’t go in, but I played with an awesome greyhound in the lobby while my friend did.

I currently have a broken hand and am an unofficial member of the no-bra club as much as humanly possible because putting on a bra takes about 5 minutes (that’s assuming if I do it the right way the first time). I’m packing a lot up top, though, so I can’t freeball it as much as I’d like, but occasionally I say fuck…

My grand daughter graded up a belt! Here she is with her sensei :+)

The original? With Vincent Price and Carolyn Jones? If you pay careful attention you’ll see that Charles Bronson (!) plays Igor. He’s credited as Charles Buchinsky, his real last name, and it’s one of his early roles. I’m sure Svengoolie will bring this up.

Dude, that is some serious hardship. Look how far the tennis court is from the house! Can you imagine walking that? He probably had to flag down the groundskeeper and hitch a ride on the Gator.

Don’t tell my bride, but I bought her meet-and-greet tickets to see Jim Jefferies as my bridesmaid’s wedding gift.

It’s going to be rainy and cool all week, so...good!

Hi Everyone!

This has been in my head since yesterday because of Kid Rock.

I like furniture that doubles as storage space- coffee tables with drawers, ottomans, benches, etc. IKEA is good for these. Also, underbed storage boxes. (Tricks of apartment living!)

Fun fact: Our brigade had just gotten back from Iraq when the latest Marvel movie dropped. So of course the theater right off base was packed with sunburned soldiers who spent the last 15 months watching bootleg DVDs on portable players.

Voices From Chernobyl. Get tissues and a barf bucket. No I’m not kidding on the second one.

When I was a wee little Bells, I read a story about Spontaneous Human Combustion aaaand for years I was utterly terrified that it was real and it might happen to me at any moment.

You’ve gone full Henri:

So they can tell him what he thinks, of course! It’s the Wayne and Vlad show!