The semester I went for study abroad, I ended up living in a house with three Swedish models. Every cliche ensues-they are bitchy, they routinely backstab each other, they’re slobs, none of them are very bright. I am not very attractive and I am very academic-nerdy, and the whole semester unrolls like a terrible…

There should totally be a Nonconsensual Golden Showers literal Pissing Contest (and no, I am not a Moscow sex worker.)

the costumes are the goddamned BEST. Whoever designed and constructed them needs an Emmy or whatever.

I also feel like all the complaining about his ‘straight relationship’ with Mary is downplaying what was in fact a very significant relationship... to the point that when he died he left her a large part of his fortune, including a share of the publishing and his home in London, which she still lives in today.... so…

For years I had a girlfriend who squirted nearly every time she came. It doesn’t matter how it happened (Oral, fingers, PIV, clit, g-spot, whatever), it just happened about 90% of the time. And though she had had orgasms before me, she never had that happen before. We were both pretty perplexed.

Dog

Dog

Working Group

Sun dog.

This may be the best Deadspin post ever. Also, dog!

This is the kind of content DOG over on Gawker would have enjoyed. RIP good Dog.

You’re describing all dogs, basically. I mean, all dogs except for this one:

While these are all, likely, very good dogs, rescue mutts are the best:

Dog With Snout

I was going to say that this feels like a Friday kinda post, but then I looked at the dogs and no. I really needed this today. And really, every day.

Dogs.

A great collection of good doggos, 13/10 would kinja again

Don’t forget Ollie:

I got the impression that the article is criticizing the macabre absurdity of teachers having to come up with their own strategies to keep their students safe from gun violence, because society and the system have abandoned them on this issue.

That’s a pooch that knows it’s about the journey, not the destination. Good dog