No one is shitting on her happiness. We are shitting on her Vogue-style photoshoot. You can be happy without staging a professional photoshoot and pretending like your children are the second coming of Christ.

LOL. Small joke on my end. I initially thought I was replying to someone much younger.

Hey! Black person here! Serious question, how old are you?

They are tacky as fuck. The “Madonna and child” reference is not even remotely subtle and I don’t care how talented she is, her children are not the second coming of jeebus.

A few things:

Thank you. I live in Houston and I think she’s a completely overrated shell. She can sing, but I don’t get all this “queen” shit. She’s so damn tacky.

She’s always been tacky but this is next level Glamour shots for rich people tacky.

These photos are embarrassing, get over yourself.

The overworship of this clan is wierd. Having kids is a not unique thing and these people definitely do not walk on water. Regardless, congratulations to thier family.

Is no one going to discuss that photoshopped taut belly?

I am having embarrassment on her behalf not that she cares or needs it

She should stop channelling the virgin of Guadalupe.

Agreed, it’s so self important. I just don’t get it.

We can duck and cover in the corner together. I thought the pregnancy pics were a bit over the top but this is beyond.

Counterpoint: No they won’t. These kids will never interact with the peasants of the world. Having a funny name doesn’t matter when you’re an elite.

These photos are embarrassing, get over yourself.

As the books progress Ayla discovers literally every significant human invention/discovery. It’s hilarious. The books are basically Sexy Prehistorical Mary Sue: The Series.

Ayla may have discovered fire and animal husbandry but Jondalar discovers the clitoris! So who’s the real hero here?

Woolly Mammoth sex is a beautiful natural thing that’s nothing to mock!

Oh man, this book. I remember getting to the first sex scene while sitting next to my dad and brother and dramatically trying to hide the book suddenly since I was sure they could tell what SCANDALOUSNESS I was reading. Blew my goddamn mind.