Have you considered the possibility that maybe your sister is just kind of a jerk?

Off topic but failing to be funny never stopped Adam Sandler.

wondering why that viral chest infection that I nursed in bed for a week is still hanging around him 6 weeks later

I’ve spoken to men who feel like society ‘looks down’ on them for being vulnerable and sick. From an evolutionary perspective, I can kinda understand why a group of animals might marginalise the sick and weak - a) Sick and weak males are not good prospective mates, and b) Survival of the fittest - the weak are the…

it happens to men too, Tom Green lost a testicle to cancer with that ball his career went. They wanna have celebrities to be constantly happy and perfect, not like real people that get painful diseases.

Some people dont know how to be part of charity unless someone else organizes it for them

After seeing what the CalTech house system did to my previously quite tolerable sister, I’m gonna stand against artificial tribalism in every form. College is time to learn to be a grown-up, not shoot potato cannons at someone who was assigned randomly to a different sportsball team.

Yeah nah, there are frats that pay just enough lip service to the idea of service that they skate by pointing at party houses and braying “at least we’re not those guys!!”

I did! They also inexplicably let me weigh in with my shoes on, a jacket, and my wallet, keys, and phone in my pockets. I probably had five pounds of fake weight on me!

I saw a few episodes of this show because one of my housemates liked it. I remember some sort of challenge where they like drew random meals out of a hat and were obligated to eat whatever they came up with. With the obvious goal of avoiding the whole cake and getting the low-calorie meal.

I’m fairly sure that Jillian said that this is when she realized the show was totally fucked up and wanted to quit.

All kinds of horrors. A couple of ladies who were close to the finish were so incredibly weak from hunger that they had to sit in a shower and wash EACH OTHER’S hair because they could not lift their own arms above/behind themselves.

That’s what I always think of, too. I wasn’t even a watcher of the show, but I remember the reaction. And the winner really was shockingly thin.

I remember when that one contestant walked out at the finale looking nearly emaciated and in a split second cut to Jillian, she had this absolutely horrified look on her face. I like to think that was her “this is actually really fucked up” moment.

You’re not a hypocrite, unless you think losing weight is bad in principle. It’s possible to hate on the show’s model (which SUCKS) and still want to lose weight the rational way.

Finally, goddamn. The only shame is that it was cancelled over a dispute, and not because someone had a come-to-jesus moment and realized this entire premise is deeply fucked up.

I saw this show once and it fucking disgusted me.

Insufficient interest in Rey or Monopoly?

I was getting a Robin Wright vibe off of Mika with that hair.

I just hope they make the Donald Trump biopic before Matthew Perry gets too old to play Joe Scarborough.