“You made the life I lead foolish, too.”

Gambling has less assholes.

“I’m sorry, I just won an award.”

What kills me about this was 100% brought on by the bigots, who are now upset by this completely predictable conclusion of the bigotry.

NO EVERYTHING IS THE PATRIARCHY 

Some precious twit once said my dislike of Schumer was just a reflection of my self-hatred and internalized misogynist. Whatever. I still don’t like her humor.

My tablet does this and I have yet to figure out how to turn it off...

My husband: Aww, Mel brought his daughter.

I hate the shouting down aspect we’re developing in feminist circles. All I do now is block/walk away because, seriously, I’m too old for that bullshit. If I wanted to listen to people shriek hysterically, I would just talk to my teenagers.

Yeah, Bill Maher does have his pet issues and they really do grate after a while. Mostly, I tend to like the guests as opposed to *him*, ya know? I would probably watch the same show if someone else was the chair.

Some fourth wave feminists also told me I should learn to love my body and not get a breast reduction, so I don’t really give a shit.

I watched the show. I didn’t mind it, though Milo’s segment was basically useless. I mean, he’s useless, so I guess par for the course.

Freshly shaved legs and clean, crisp cotton sheets...heaven :D

Feminists/SJW do as much bomb dropping on people as the alt-right/alt-nazis do. I’ve seen so many scorched earth policies against people who...what? Told someone to shut up b/c you were sick of their 25 tweet manifesto at someone? So the next time, someone blocks anyone who starts a 25 tweet manifesto tagging…

I think Milo on Bill Mayer was brilliant (edit: having him ON the show, not him specifically). First, he got told to go fuck himself. Second, he thought by Bill agreeing with a few things meant he was riding high. And what did he do? He basically buried himself with one step too far. Milo and his kind remind me of…

I just choked on a piece of tempura you brat! Well done!

Many are just unnecessary. You just go to Goodreads and read the damn reviews to find out what’s in a book if you need to be wary of trigger warnings.

So here’s the thing. I’m about to go back to the doctor because I’m pretty sure I have PTSD from some online harassment. In particular, I’m having panic attacks in my sleep now (waking me up), and it’s progressed to where I’m having panic attacks whenever I watch a movie where someone dies or the actor is already dead…

If I have to read one more Hot Take (tm) blog post about how romance isn’t actually feminist and hahaha 50 Shades of Grey harhar I’m going to pluck someone’s eyebrows bald.

I want to start a new wave of feminism: get off my lawn feminism.