It was pretty swank! It had pockets and arm holes. It was like a fucking towel poncho!

It was a green dinosaur outfit and a lady bug towel for my youngest. The dinosaur outfit was like a giant fuzzy PJ set, so he basically wore it always. The lady bug towel had a hood, so he wore it until it was basically just a cape. And then he wore it until the hood frayed. I have photos of him watching TV, eating a…

Oooo with some tissue paper!

One of my kids, when he was younger, played with the cat toys so much. I always feel like I missed out by not giving him a bag of cat toys to bat around the dining room floor...

If the writer was in Alberta, I would 100% come to her defence because Alberta politics is a shitstorm right now, where the NDP government is holding on with bloody fingernails while the “unite the alt right” movement is happening all around them. (To give an idea, a female politician running for the leadership of the…

Did you just put “kids” in quotes?

Give the 3 year old some cat toys and a box. They’ll be happy as a clam :D

I honestly don’t have a clue what this means...

Meh. I grew up knowing more Christmas gifts meant less groceries. My mom would put items away on layaway in September and would spend until Christmas to pay them off. I survived.

Some people aren’t worth being in this world. Why keep this piece of filth alive?

Kelly, have you watched Lucy Worsley’s documentary “A Very British Romance?” It’s about the rise of the romance novel in Britain and she even covers things like the role of “rape” in the early novels to get published and accepted, and how they have morphed into sexual consent, etc. It’s a fabulous watch.

I’m a cheese snob and American cheese is useful and preferable in certain situations. It’s not a zero sum game. It’s cheese, not a new kidney. :D

I used mayo for “grilled” cheese (they were grilled under the broiler) when I was doing them for 400 people. They cooked nicely, plus didn’t go soggy while waiting for them to be served.

I 100% feel judged by that husky.

I call it the “too lazy to bark but you know I’m bitching at you” yark.

Ha! Yes. Mine is like IN A GROUP WHY AREN’T YOU IN A GROUPING GROUPING MOTHERFUCKERS GROUPING

The one dog answers to “Goddammit it!” (As do one of our kids LOL)

Soooooo temperamental! My english springer spaniel is like YOLO and the corgis are NO YOU WILL NOT YOLO YOU WILL RUN IN A CIRCULAR PATTERN YOU WILL BE HERDED YOU WILL DO AS WE SAY

One of my corgis nips your feet. Then discovers your socks can be pulled off. And then the end of days

My sausage corgi is missing most of his teeth now. So when he grins at you, you get this gap-tooth smile and...heart melt. And then you see a cat chasing a corgi tumbleweed down the hallway and I call him a little shithead. And then he grins more and....dawww little hairy fucker.