My youngest corgi tells me every time there is a bird in the yard. Like, honey, I love you, but STFU about the birds already.

My cardigan corgi is awful for when she doesn’t get her own way. She not only barks, but does this half-yawn, half-howl sound that is pretty much a 4 year old throwing a tantrum at a Wendy’s because the frosty machine is broken.

Old corgis are pretty much sausage-shaped cats.

They bark *so much.* Endless barking. *Endless.*

Corgis are 100% grumpsters as they age. My oldest one is 12 and mostly deaf and he’s just a little turdass. “Fuck you, I’m going to do what I want, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you and your horse, too.”

Mine has what we call the “stranger danger Corgi alert system.” She howls and barks so loud whenever see someone on our street that you can hear her outside on the street....

Corgis sheds a lot. And they bark a lot.

Kids trust teachers. It’s why they are mandatory reporters for abuse. It’s because a lot of kids will tell a teacher before even their own parents.

It’s like how the US president doesn’t come to Canada and insist that we should call ourselves Americans because we are in North America. Yes, it’s petty, and yes, you will never hear the fucking end of it for those things. It gets significantly worse, let’s say, if the US President called the a Separatist before…

I’m kinda surprised by the childish comments, really. I’m gonna guess most of the people posting here aren’t runway models and they can all STFU.

My mom is one of those “never satisfied” people. The constant negativity really wears me down. No one on the face of the planet, including Christ himself, is able to make that woman happy.

Ah fair enough. Mine live in rural Newfoundland and are in their 80s.

Ah, see that would drive me nuts. Anything racist or sexist that comes up is usually from a lack-of-exposure way, so it’s easy to talk it out. (i.e. Mom not understanding why there were a lot of black people on TV as opposed to native or French people. I pointed out that the shows were mostly American, who had a…

I have a much better relationship with (parts) of my family when I moved across the country. I need at least 4 time zones for us to be solid.

Yup. I would have fucking loved boarding school.

My dislike of JLaw can’t even stop me from watching the shit out of this cheesefest in space.

I remember the first Beaches. I was out of town visiting a friend, so she got together all of her friends to come over to hang out. I was on a date with Craig Tall Motherfucker. The girls picked up Beaches as our basement hangout movie.

Agreed! Michaels is my safe space motherfuckers. It is the only place we can all go and set aside what the world thinks of us, for within those industrial walls is a space where all are welcomed.

My Michael’s doesn’t have this! I am being discriminated against!

I suspect she’s like the American tourists we get here sometimes who refuse to accept stores who won’t take US cash. Some will, but most won’t. It not being Canadian money and all. I used to get them on occasion at the store (when I worked at West Edmonton Mall) and she is 100% the ones who would say, “But I’m an…