Canadians aren’t that much thinner than Americans. I think there’s got to be more to it than just weight.

Not only am I pulling this out of the greys, but I’m 100% going to post on Facebook that I’ve heard Trump has untreated syphilis and we need to see his STD testing results to see if that is affecting his mental health.

If this were Reddit, I’d give you gold.

No, that’s his humor. He would 100% go on the show if they asked and would be on the show the entire time saying, “I need a classy act” while doing cheesy reenactments of all of his movies.

This was my maid of honor (action shot from the reception - one of the fairy flower girls has cake). She would have accepted the 10k in dog treats, cheese and peanut flavor please.

FUCKING WEEPING ON A FRIDAY NIGHT I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY YOU BROKE ME FUCK EVERYTHING

I’m glad she’s seen as a child molester in the book, too. From casual conversation, people made it seem like it was no big deal. ~~la boys and their toys~~ attitude

That’s because she’s been surrounded by so much stupidity that she is working uphill.

Does Anna punch the child molester in the face? Cause she’s totes a child molester...even Anna calls her that in the first movie. Because she’s smart, unlike literally everyone else in this series.

Is she playing the child molester?

Honest to ginger corgis, that’s why I’m so excited for it.

Kelly, I wish I knew you were writing this! You totally need to listen to Hannah Grieg!

Ugly. Probably dry clean only, too.

I got into a massive Twitter fight with one of those “Family First” or whatever they call themselves (the parental rights folks). One of them was convinced it was Alberta law that abortions couldn’t be performed on anyone under 18 without parental consent.

I’m in Edmonton, I’ve never been in Austin so I can’t compare. I *can* say that there is a massive anti-abortion sign painted on the sign of a tractor trailer in a farmer’s field just outside of the city, and that there is a private-but-publicly-funded school just outside of the city currently refusing to comply with…

I was also wondering about where she would be located. Seems to me they would have to transfer her out of a men’s prison. There would be literally no excuse anymore (and, really, the excuses now are pretty flimsy).

Confession: I loved buttonfly jeans, owned a billion of them, and wept when they finally went out of style and I couldn’t buy more.

Not only am I going to watch it (like the first one), I’m going to see it in theatre after a root canal, eating ice cream, and live tweeting it (like last time).

A. The 50 Shades soundtrack was fucking awesome.

People my skin tone (off-pink translucent) should be banned from yellow gold.

Rayon by itself might be of trees, but mixed with polyester, it becomes the fabric of satan.