I’ve used the custom fit on Eshakti a couple of times and have been really happy with it. As I have massive tits and almost no difference in my waist/hip size, I have an impossible time finding dresses. But as long as I stick with fabrics/cuts that I know work well for me, I’ve had good success there.

I had a massive polyester rant on Twitter in June. I was trying to buy some nice summer tops, but they were all fucking polyester rayon. Do these people realize how much I’m going to stink in fucking polyester when it’s 30C outside?

I remember leopard print year. I didn’t buy anything.

I hate lace. It makes me itchy and I end up with a rash. And then I look like I have a body-wide STD.

Ricki’s, a Canadian store, made button up shirts I was able to wear until my breasts decided to grow again. They had normal buttons, and then a fuckton of little plastic hidden buttons in between and plenty of princess seams for extra room. It was the only place I could get a button up shirt that fit.

My Nuvaring was the best thing ever...until I turned 40. Then my body went NO and hard rejected it. I started bleeding, cramping, and PMSing like a crazy lady from a comedy written by men.

I told my husband I plan to become Catholic and join a cat-owning convent when he dies, so he’d better get his health act together.

Yup. I am checking to make sure she’s ok :)

Wait what???????

I did love the Stans.

I giggled. I don’t know if that means I’m what’s wrong with the world or not. If this were Reddit, I’d ask for upvote Hell downvote Hell on earth.

This is some ugly expensive crap. It’s probably dry clean only, too.

FIND HIM AND KILL HIM!

Does that medal come with his own moon?

B’Elanna’s hardcore modifications are basically my house on a regular basis. My family would break the The Doctor.

*blush* Yes, I tried the butterfly. “Try” being the important word.

I love this clip. To this day, I still think about murdering carrots whenever I am served boiled carrots.

I 100% listened and agreed!

Meh. I love the phrase naughty bits. I think it’s hilarious, like they have a mind of their own.