I’m pretty sure Lily Gladstone is native.

Hell yeah. I’d thoroughly enjoy myself. Everyone is poopooing all over it because they have no souls :D

RIGHT?!?!?!? I WANT FUCKING SPACE PORTS AND ASTEROID MINING GODDAMNIT JESUS WOULD WANT THIS MAKE THE BABY JESUS HAPPY

I hope we can eventually develop the technology to build and launch in space. WHO DOESN’T WANT ASTEROID MINING AND MOON PROCESSING CENTERS OMG OMG OMG /ded

I’d 100% do this if I were in my 20s and would have loved every moment of it, honestly.

My (female) cousin was raped by a fellow classmate. I guess her rape doesn’t count . *eye roll*

Everything about this makes me so happy.

I think Willow is going to grow up and make art. Erykah Badu art, not Franzen art.

OMG IT LOOKS LIKE A WEDDING PHOTO OMG OMG OMG

Dear Rihanna and Drake:

Yup. Some parents truly take “it takes a village” way, way, WAY too fucking far.

We call it “scum” where I come from. The “liquor” is the stock and the “scum” is the grey dog breath on top.

Cunt is letting her off light.

Amen.

Awww ok. I’m sold.

I think this will be perfect! I’m putting together a folder of shows to watch after my surgery next month with my husband. This sounds like we’ll both have a blast.

I’ve never watched it. I just assumed it was going to be like Gordon Ramsey, and I loathe his toddler tantrums.

A couple of years ago, I got into a huge argument with folks here (with my other account) about how, no, most of Jez readers were FABULOUS teens who NEVER treated their parents like fucking shit and SHAME on me for saying teens did that.

Honestly, if I lived near here, I would 100% be outside the gates on release date with a giant sign saying I support her.

If I worked in a professional capacity, I’d probably buy a $350 dress for the days I need to look really good. (provided it was comfortable and well made, and easy to clean).