I’m so happy for Helen! She was on Graham Norton talking about how she wanted to be on it and how she’s done stunt driving, so she should be allowed :D

I need Kate’s hat in my life.

This might have to become Royal Green.

Can we take a moment to discuss all of the no fucks the Queen has over wearing a bright green suit? She is my fashion idol.

Looks like I bought a previous album plus the two new songs for the new album (that’s on preorder). Either way, I bought what I could and I’m loving it ;)

The album is crazy good, too. I like a lot of the songs.

And I’m crying. On my birthday. Happy tears.

I loved making homemade ones for the kids because I used the cookie cutters to make ALL KINDS OF SHAPES BECAUSE I ROCK AS A STEP MOM SUCK THAT OTHER KIDS’ MOMS WHO SAID I WASN’T A REAL MOM I mean, ya know, because I was cheap.

As someone without a chin over a certain age, thank you.

The rules in Canada are really different. Within the next while, the chances are high that this man will be labeled a dangerous offender. Then good luck ever getting out of jail after that.

Kerry Washington rock climbing...just like in Mr and Mrs Smith.

We stopped part way through the vows to pet one of the dogs :)

Ha! My doctor had once said if I hate how they look after a year to get implants. Because, even with implants, I still would be way smaller than I am now. I know it seems odd, but that really took a lot of stress off of my mind. Like, if I really hate them *really really really hate them being small* I can make them…

Honestly, if I want to go to Chez Whitey really, really bad with a friend who I know can’t afford it, I’ll straight up say, “hey, let’s go. My treat. I need to get out of this house before I shank someone.” Works every time.

We had a potluck at my in laws house. Got married at their house, too. It was a total blast. We brought our dogs, too.

Right??? This is was the first name that came to mind. Like, Bashir is *obvious* in this role.

I’ll be calling the surgeon office next week to see where I’m at on the waiting list. It’s been 3 months, so checking in. I’m also on the emergency cancellation list, as I’m one of the rare people who can meet the qualifications (don’t have a “real” job aka self employed, has a work-at-home spouse, no small children,…

I’m a 38 J or something stupid. I usually end up wearing a 40H because it’s all I can find, so I get a lot of rashes and bruises (underwire has basically shredded the sides of my breasts). The surgeon said there’s no way to make me small without serious risk, which actually made me less worried. I was afraid I’d wake…

Most of the people I’ve met hated their large breasts. See, I don’t. So that’s why I’m worried. But, then again, I do hate the rashes, the pain, the sweat, and discomfort, so maybe I won’t give a shit :)

Mine is classed as medically necessary, so it’s free. I’ve already seen the surgeon, etc. Now just the waiting.