I’m on the waiting list to get my hacked off with a weed whacker* and I’m excited. I look forward to my nipples not being the size of wagon wheels.

I have taken 3 hour drives to visit people, spend an hour with them, and drive back simply to get 6 fucking hours alone without anyone wanting a goddamn thing. I consider those days a vacation.

I was confused, too. Like, is she wearing clothes out to purposely make herself look bigger? Has she been dieting and working out more than usual? Cause that ain’t no plus size.

Some of these will cover my nipples. That’s about it.

I call the 2005 P&P “grimdark” Austen. The author said she wondered if P&P was too lighthearted; 2005 attempted to produce that alternate version. People talk about being “purists” but, really, it’s a movie adaptation. It’s already not pure.

I love emo Darcy MacFadyen. *love* him.

We have nothing on our walls. Not even a clock. I hate shit on the walls. It’s just stuff that you have to dust and adjust because company’s coming over and they’ll tell you everything is crooked.

Fuck, I could use a handful of staff and my life isn’t nearly as busy as hers. I don’t begrudge her the staff at all.

One of the girls has started breeding them now, though, so at least Nan can have corgis visit whenever she wants.

I wish some of that money could be diverted to UN groups local in the area with experience in education and women’s rights to work with the government to help break the generational cycle of this.

At least the backlash (public and, no doubt, private) taught him something. Some people just triple down.

Seriously! That’s the entire purpose of watching historical drama ffs!

And the entire movie is them sitting on a sofa making bored sex faces at each other.

Bad sex faces was the best.thing.ever. And Sam Jackson was right into it. His bored sex face and her bored sex face and I was like, damn, I need a movie of this I don’t even care.

The Duchess. Oh god, the Duchess. *weeps*

My husband isn’t a KK fan (amazingly, our marriage has survived) and he was like “this guy is a moron. Hasn’t she been acting since forever? And Adam Levine? Who the fuck is that?” lol

“I don’t let them rape you.”

She has a really great mom, too, from what she’s said. Like, not just a “cool” mom, but a “you will still do your effing chores, I don’t care who Beckham is or why you want to bend like him” mom.

No, I get what you’re saying. I’m sure there are groups that are set up to keep offenders away from high-risk people. I just think about our set up, and how many are like ours, and how it would be impossible to keep high risk people 100% away from offenders without very specific ways of doing things (which we were set…

If convicted of a sex crime, they aren’t allowed near vulnerable people - either because of laws or because or the agencies’ rules. I’ve done probation hours supervision and I’ve had lifers work for me as volunteers, etc and there was a major process for all of that