I have 2 corgis. They are loud, bossy, fuzzy things.

She’s filming herself while driving? Edgy.

I’m convince me and Keira could honestly be the best of friends.

Right? Keira can tell anything. ANYTHING!

Her in Love Actually. When watching the wedding video. Her eyes. HER EYES.

I have a girl crush on her anyway, but it grew after watching that movie. She was so perfect in it. She made me believe that character was actually her.

I went to say in my previous reply, but forgot and can’t edit now, that I wasn’t surprised by the news. I’d seen Graham Norton and then heard about the allegations. My first thought was, yup, I can believe pretty much anything she says about him right now.

I find the focus on her hanging out with friends to be so odd. How many people go to work the next day and say they just had a hard day at the gym - as opposed to being covered in bruises from being pushed down a flight of stairs? How many people are “accident prone” and have built up that narrative to pass off random…

That last Graham Norton he was on? My god, he looked rough. He was slurring, his physical reaction time was slow, and he looked like he hadn’t slept in a week. I didn’t look that bad when I had pneumonia ffs.

I saw her do those things (like purposely pressing her face against doors that opened outward to get bruises) and heard her say loads of horrible things that only existed in her warped reality. She was the abuser. Thankfully, she got mental health help and mostly stopped holding family and friends hostage.

I’ve seen one particular woman in my life repeatedly try to put herself in harm’s way so that she could say her husband was abusing her. She wanted so badly to be an abused housewife she began to tell people she was one. Fucking crazy bitch. But he got away from that freak show.

Especially at a mall or big store like some Walmarts, where they’ve probably been holding it for a while anyway because they’re excited and having fun, and most likely at ice cream already.

Many family stalls just have 1 toilet, so if all three of you have to go, it’s a big of process. And some aren’t very big. Some are being used for breastfeeding. And some look like a fecal bomb went off in them.

Hope you’ve been doing well!

I lost a family friend and coworker to murder (most likely her boyfriend, but he’s never been charged). It cemented by anti-death penalty resolve (of course, made easier by living in a country where it doesn’t exist...but I was never overrun with the feelings of fry the bastard).

But the bus only comes every 30 minutes! Dude! Sometimes, ya gotta run! Though, after that last time, I was like fuck the bus and its bullshit schedule. I ain’t running shit.

I got the new exercise ones! Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur

I wear undersummers...which I know is basically underwear, but I love them and they are awesome and I promise I don’t work for them.

I’ve pulled pec muscles running for the bus. I trust nothing now ;)